Arkansas, it looks like we have a problem. The computer has broken and it's not working anymore. There are so many pop-ups, and the anti-virus obviously did not fix the problem. Word is broken. Excel is broken. OpenOffice is broken. Nothing works. It's all a disaster.
Shift gears, Montana - TCEG's help desk is ready and on High Alert!
We're an army of computer software geeks (except we're great looking and we do date, compared with our more introverted competition) prepared to take on the pop-ups and spyware in Nevada, the itchy scratchy viruses in Michigan, the broken hard drives in Minnesota, the folks drowning in SPAM in the Mississippi, the really hard and long computer problems in North Dakota, and the easy-going happy computer problems of Oregon.
While the American Army is fighting its battles, we're fighting our battles, and one-by-one, we're leading America to VICTORY against the Terrible Pop-Ups in the official War on Pop-Ups!
The Leaders of the Nation have been distracted from the real enemy within our borders: POP-UPS and SPAM, which threaten to cripple our great country and bring it to it's knees!
But not if we can help it! For low monthly prices, we'll personally defend your computer in a mano-a-mano fight against the Evil Pop-ups, because the Good people of America need a champion, and that champion is TCEG's help desk!
